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Saturday, April 05, 2008
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I woke up this morning with a big surprise!
Right on the front view of my bedroom, there were two huge bollocks (complete with a fat willy) on the ground. And yes, I do mean it – literally. On the ground, for everyone to see.
Klik sini untuk membantu imaginasi anda!
Who ever created this art, I admire him/her for having a truly limitless creativity. J
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It's the revision week for the undergraduates, as the final exam is approaching. With the pressure mounting up, some of them may have found extra force to put their wild imagination into a good use. I don't know about other people, but I found this pleasantly amusing. And, a little insanity like this won't do any harm, will it? OK, except for the young spring grass...
When I was trying to discreetly snap a picture of it, this afternoon (fresh from the Friday prayer) – I was caught in action by this passerby, who happened to be an old lady, and who sarcastically remarked: "I bet you must be very proud of it!"
And, I was like: "Heii, chill out..... you old dying woman!" But no, I actually didn't say anything. Me being me. A polite-decent-and-respectful Asian scholar. J
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Either she thought I did it, or she reckoned I had a big one. Whichever she really meant by her words, only one of those two hypothetical assumptions is actually true.
But I'm not going to tell you which one. But well, you can easily guess if you're not stupid.
Posted at 3:16 am by Rem
 | | | Name
August 12, 2008 04:43 PM PDT
which one is true then? that you hv a big willy? lol | |
| | | Rem
April 8, 2008 04:12 AM PDT
Anisah,
Tak payah buat eksperimen lagi. Sudah terang lagi bersuluh tu!
Paloma,
Kalau saya turun London, mesti saya cari. Tapi sejak dua menjak ni, cuaca jadi tidak menentu pula. Itu yang malas mau berjalan. Salji turun lagi pagi tadi. In April, huh!
Aidid,
Anu dan kepala ular tu kan.. lebihkurang sama. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oren,
Alaa... dalam kuliah bukan main riuh lagi. Tak kan nak ajar bebudak sekolah pun nervous. Nak tips? Masuk kali pertama, bagi amaran kat bebudak: "Cikgu pantang tengok orang yang gedik dan gatal. So, sebelum apa-apa.. lebihbaik you all semua tukar perangai!" Boleh gitu? Ha ha ha ha! | |
| | | oren
April 8, 2008 02:33 AM PDT
ala encik ni mana tau dah balik malaysia ke..tanya je pun dah kena mrh..
ingat nak minta nasihat..hari ni 1st day ngajar kat skul..kecut saya tadi.. | |
| | | KA
April 7, 2008 04:24 PM PDT
ooooo tu 'anu' ka.kahkahkahkah. nampak mcm kepala ular aje. hehehehe.
maybe sy inesen kot. ;) | |
| | | paloma
April 7, 2008 02:51 PM PDT
Dr, tidak apalah kalo tiada..nda jg saya memaksa ba..tapi terima kasih jugalah Dr py usaha... | |
| | | Anisah
April 7, 2008 01:06 AM PDT
Mari saya buat eksperimen mana satu lebih besar. Kalau cukup sample size boleh lagi buat anova. Aduhai, kalau begini belajar statistik, gerenti tak tidur ulat-ulat meja di belakang kelas. Sabar sajalah, tengah buat nota untuk esok tengah malam ni. | |
| | | Rem
April 6, 2008 11:09 PM PDT
Mardhiah,
Tak fahamlah. Orang cakap pasal anu besar, yang kamu merapik meraban pasal Naga dan Muhamad kenapa? Anu diorang besar ka? :)
Leiman,
Selamat datang ke Naked Climatologist. :)
Anisah,
Where're the bollocks? Ha ha ha ha! If you can't identify them in the picture, you obviously had never seen one. In real. LOL!
UmmuAdam,
Ndak la. Bukan pigi bulan Mei. That would be too late for me. Saya pigi pertengahan April mangkali. But it's not confirmed yet. If I have time la...
Paloma,
Kalau saya jadi turun London (belum tau lagi nih!) -- ya, saya cari. Dolphin belum jumpa. Manalah mau cari ya buku pasal Dolphin? :)
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| | | paloma
April 6, 2008 10:16 PM PDT
Dr, ba kalo mau singgah shopping tu jgn lupa Oprah saya kalo ada..tiada oprah buku dolphin pun ok..tapi itu pun kalo Dr ada ternampaklah.. | |
| | | UmmAdam
April 6, 2008 02:11 AM PDT
Rem,
mau shopping Ldn? hehe insh 1st wk of may..bank hldy kami pun turun ldn, bkn shopping, sj cuci mata, bah kalau inda mau dtg wls, jom jumpa di ldn lah. | |
| | | Anisah
April 5, 2008 03:56 PM PDT
Mardhiah, ala... tak terkeluar topik ke? Where're the bollocks? And the one that you could see, it's fat, not big! Just the thing I need while sipping coffee in between work on a saturday afternoon. I meant your entry, not the anatomy! hahaha! | |
| | | leiman
April 5, 2008 03:49 PM PDT
asalamualaikum ramza.
baru terserempak dgn blog kau ni. dapat tau dari kawan kita org kelantan tu. menarik.......very nice to read. i wish i also can write as good as you. | |
| | | Mardhiah Bte Mohd Yu
April 5, 2008 09:00 AM PDT
I'm dying to see AJ's punya kempen. Antara Naga dan Madie, walau saya suka bagai nak rak Madie punya pose yang Diela kata macam pesalah tu, tapi who can beat that ancient creature dalam bab-bab photo & lighting kan. Simply awsome, dude. Silap hari bulan aku ingat Lionel Richie mana niehhh
Tapi keberkesanan wise, Pak Jiwa kita punya yang simple & humble jugalah ternyata berkesan. HA HA HA. Naga punya Muhammad dah besar, dah muat saiz M.
Tapi kalu ada undi SMS saya tetap bagi kat cikgu. Kalau kita tak sokong cikgu sendiri sapa mau sokong,betul tak?
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