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Friday, February 08, 2008
(i) Gong Xi Fa Cai. Happy Chinese New Year.
This is especially for my colleague Anisah, and my self-proclaimed-anti-social niece. Yes, one of my brothers is married to a Chinese. And, I always believe he (that brother) has the most successful best functioning family in The Clan.
Bukan saja dari segi akademik (i.e. kadar masuk universiti 100% -- and the eldest is currently doing her PhD in Oxford University). More than anything, I'm simply impressed with the upbringing. All the kids are very grounded, in many ways. The result of a unique parenting style: very protective mother (typical Chinese?) and super laid-back father (typical Kadus)!
I'm starting to believe the theory that -- Kadazan+Chinese produces the best genetic. [Ooops! Don't shoot me! J] May be that's the reason why Sino-Kadazan is the only 'created race' in Malaysia, which is legally recognised. Yes, it is an official race (on its own!) under the Perlembagaan!
For years, that brother has been trying (implicitly) to persuade me to find a Chinese potential bride gf. I don't know why. Probably, being the only member of The Clan celebrating CNY -- it makes him feeling different and odd. Alienated may be? LOL.
In his very own words: "Kalau tidak mau Dusun, jangan cari Malaya. Cina tidak apa." Well, I don't think he really meant it, or wanted me to take the advice seriously. So, I never did do. J
Kahwin campur -- resepi genetik terbaik?
(ii)
Bagi yang selalu berkunjung ke blog ini, tentu pernah terbaca tentang ramalan-ramalan saya untuk tahun 2008. Salah satunya:
"Seorang (lagi) politikus profail tinggi akan meletak jawatan kerana skandal seks"
Itu akan berlaku tak lama lagi. Tunggu dan lihat saja. Another premature casualty for a Johorian politician? Very likely.
Gosip dan spekulasi: rempah ratus politik Malaysia?
(iii)
Satu lagi ramalan saya: kerajaan akan belasah pembangkang dalam pilihanraya!
Membaca pandangan para blogger tentang pilihanraya memang menarik. Salah satu blog yang selalu saya layari ialah KickdeFella. Bila membaca komen-komen pro-pembangkang di sana, saya kadang-kadang terasa sangat cuak.
Adakah sistem pendidikan negara tidak efektif? Atau terlalu ramaikah penduduk Malaysia yang diam-diam mengidap sindrom autism? I pity these people, who still struggle to distinguish dreams from reality. Yes, it's your basic-human-right to remain stupid and ignorant. But you're also spared the right to grow up. Life is about making the wiser choice, when you need to. And trust me, being an idealist is not always the trendiest thing on earth.
Saya bukan agen propaganda kerajaan. Jauh sekali mahu jadi pengipas dan pencacai. Tapi realitinya jelas. Pada pilihanraya kali ini, peluang pembangkang mencabar kerajaan (to challenge, and NOT to win the whole thing!) sama tinggi dengan kebarangkalian itik boleh mengawan dengan kambing lalu menghasilkan binatang baru, imbing. It's not impossible. It's beyond impossible. Yes, extremely not possible.
I had said this before. I say it again: if the oppositions can better what they achieved in the previous election -- I would eat my own pubic hair. In public, no less. I don't hate dislike the oppositions. No. But I hate extremists. Of any kind.
Resepi kegagalan pembangkang pada alaf baru: Anwar Ibrahim, Jeff Ooi dan HINDRAF. Setuju?
(iv) Sudah dua hari saya asyik makan Pizza yang dipesan dari sini. Two days of non-healthy diet. Well, here is how I compensate it. Resepi ekonomik (masa dan ongkos!) yang terbaru. J
Tuna Salad
£1.50-and-15-minute Under for Two
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Ingredients
185g Tuna in Sunflower Oil (33p) 1 Red/Green Pepper (35p)
1 Red/White Onion (15p)
3-6 Hot Chillies (20p) [Optional]
1 Green Apple (15p)
Sugar & Salt
Black Pepper [Optional]
200g Basmati Rice (25p)
2 Eggs (15p) |
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Step 1 (5 minutes)
Start by cooking the basmati rice.
Slice the veggies.
Mix them all in a salad bowl. |
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Step 2 (3 minutes)
Add the tuna flakes into the mixed veggies.
(Yes, including the preservative sunflower oil that they come with)
Add some sugar and salt. Black pepper is optional.
Get everything mixed. Evenly.
Put the final mixture into the fridge. |
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Step 3 (5 minutes)
Prepare your simple-express-omelette (telur dadar). Or, you may also get it done in mata-kerbau style.
By this time, your rice should be ready. Unless you forgot to switch on the rice-cooker.
Serve the hot basmati and telur dadar, with your semi-chilled tuna salad.
Yes, enough to feed two hungry mouths (with normal apetite!). |
Posted at 6:27 am by Rem
 |  |  | hantukaripap February 22, 2008 02:25 PM PST
adeii..lucu juga tgk lada padi tu..
mengecut sbb tlampau sejuk d sana kan..
hihihi.. |  |
  |  |  | Anisah February 21, 2008 01:20 AM PST
Just returned. Already a tonne of work and several datelines loom. Good thing I had a holiday, otherwise I think I'm checking into rehab in Bukit Padang!
Hmm, my theory on (certain) mixed marriages; the ones that work are because couples really work on it because failure is more unacceptable. Where failures are more "acceptable" to both families, then the impetus to make it work is even stronger. But hey, shouldn't all marriages be like that?
Perhaps I do need more holiday! hahaha. |  |
  |  |  | Rem February 19, 2008 06:23 PM PST
"I'm starting to believe the theory that -- Kadazan+Chinese produces the best genetic."
Kawan Lama,
That statement is meant to be funny. Don't take it too seriously. Actually, such theory doesn't even exist! :) |  |
  |  |  | kawan lama February 19, 2008 10:42 AM PST
by the way, u must understand????? kadang2 tuhan bagi nikmat cuma kebetulan... bukan sebab kacukan....ade ke sheikh muszaphar and mejar dr.faiz tu kacukan kadazandusun n chinese... mengucap le dr.ram sebelum diri tu dibanggakan..... wassalam |  |
  |  |  | Rem February 14, 2008 09:34 AM PST
Arrhhh, email? Hmmm... banyak sangat spam semenjak dua menjak ni. Tu yang selalu miss... *lame excuse, but it's true!* |  |
  |  |  | Anisah February 13, 2008 06:32 PM PST
Alaaa... gabung dengan cuti dua hari raya cina, cuti hujung minggu, di sini la saya untuk 2.5 minggu. Sekarang tambah lagi 0.5 minggu sebab ada urusan di KL. Esok malam naik ketapi ke KL. Bukan setakat email Sofwah enda berbalas, dengar-dengar email ramai orang pun turut tidak berbalas! Inbox demam ka? |  |
  |  |  | Rem February 11, 2008 10:40 PM PST
Anisah,
Panjangnya cuti-cuti Malaysia! Tak pernah bercuti lebih dari 3 hari sejak tiga tahun lepas.
Sofwah,
Oh iya ka... so far, didn't get any. Dalam spam box pun tiada. OK, will email you later. |  |
  |  |  | Anisah February 11, 2008 05:25 PM PST
This is the 5th day of Chinese New Year. Only today I've got wifi in Taiping. In a restaurant serving the hawker food I'm used to while growing up! This place is definitely one of my favourites.
Thank you for the new year wishes. It's a pleasant surprise. The same good wishes to you too. Everyone can celebrate, at the end of the day, we are all the same inside. It's only some myopic system which seeks to emphasis the differences rather than the similarities. |  |
  |  |  | Sofwah February 11, 2008 10:30 AM PST
Salam,
Dr.Rem, I sent an email... lol...
There's just something wrong with my mind, if still I don't know where you are (after the photos and poems... LOLOL...)
If you could just drop me a note at sofwah-at-gmaildotcom?
It would be very much appreciated.
I promise I'd try not to take up too much time :) Thanks :)
Wassalam. |  |
  |  |  | Rem February 11, 2008 03:54 AM PST
Rebecca,
I thought you wanna visit Norwich earlier this year. :)
I would be happy to oblige what ever my mum said (i.e. marriage). As the saying goes, mother always knows the best. Unfortunately, my mum passed away long years ago. Masa tu belum baru saja melepasi fasa akil baligh. :)
BTW, it seems that spring may come early in Norwich this year. Hari ini saja, sepanjang hari cerah dan terik! :)
Ezza,
Bantahan diterima dan usul Cik Ezza diterima dan diperakukan!
Sofwah,
"Dr.Rem, you've got mail... can acknowledge receipt...? Just a brief note would do... Thank you very much!"
Sorry, don't get it. Did you send something to me? I don't know if you are aware -- but I'm in Norwich now. Until May.
Mardhiah,
Tengok cerita nujum tak apa... jangan pula jadi Mak Nujum kat sini... :)
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  |  |  | Mardhiah Bte Mohd Yu February 11, 2008 12:06 AM PST
Apa pun ramalan awak saya lebih suka mengimaginasikan kepala saya bakal bercerai dari badan soon. Bukan saya sudah kehilangan rasa optimistik, tapi pesan dari my psychologist to be mentally prepare for the worst.
Lambat atau cepat kita tetap akan mati, juga. Apa cara mati pun rasanya tetap sakit, nabi kekasih Allahpun rasa sakit.
Bayangkan satu batang yang berduri dimasukakan dari hidung hingga ke hujung kaki. Kemudian batang berduri tersebut ditarik sama ada berhati-hati atau tergopoh-gapah mengikut darjah amalan kita semasa hidup. Nah itulah dia rasa sakitnya saktratul maut.
Ntah mungkin saya terlalu terbawa-bawa dengan cerita Nujum Pak Belalang yang saya tonton ketika cuti Hari Raya Cina ni. |  |
  |  |  | Sofwah February 10, 2008 11:00 PM PST
Salam,
yalah... apa nak buat... jejaka rantau ini tak mau saya :p
Dengar aje nama sebenar saya, sudah tak berani mau kenal, lol...
But more often than not, they say that it's intimidating to talk to me ;D It's very nice to be admired and respected, really... but I imagine it's nice to be loved, too :)
Mungkin, mamat romantis luar rantau boleh memujuk rajuk... sape tau ;D
Sorry, should we be talking about the "imbing"ness of the election results, instead? LOL.
Dr.Rem, you've got mail... can acknowledge receipt...? Just a brief note would do...
Thank you very much!
Wassalam. |  |
  |  |  | Ezza February 10, 2008 03:54 PM PST
Kahwin campur -- resepi genetik terbaik? (Kadazan+Chinese produces the best genetic)
Bantahan, Yang Arif!!! (Hikhik)
Tidak semestinya bah. Kahwin campur dengan apa bangsa, apa suku kaum dan apa keturunan sekali pun, boleh 'produces the best genetic'. Banyak faktor yang mempengaruhi kebaikan sesuatu genetik, antaranya adalah usia dan pemakanan ibu bapa. |  |
  |  |  | Ezza February 10, 2008 03:47 PM PST
Ya ba pula kan. Saya terlupa En. Rem ni sedang berada di negara yang bersuhu rendah. Patutlah lada padi tu pun kecut semacam ja. Kesejukan juga. Hikhik :-P |  |
  |  |  | Rebecca Ilham February 10, 2008 10:27 AM PST
Dr Ramzah,
emak saya mixed: Melayu-Cina. Tapi nenek (Cina) besar dalam keluarga Melayu. Jadi kami tak terdedah dengan budaya lain.
But my mom and her sister has always been different from other Malay moms. I always heard people said genetics help, but it's the other factors that accumulate and matter the most. Guess in our family, there's an exception!
Mom used to say,"You can marry whoever you want to, but I would hope he'll be a Malay." But recently, she shifted gear and omitted the 'but' part.
And I couldn't be happier! Haha.
Stay warm in Norwich. The weather's been nasty in Colorado =( |  |
  |  |  | Rem February 10, 2008 07:06 AM PST
Kony,
Bah, pigi la tanam banyak-banyak lada padi di rumah tangga batu itu.
Ezza,
Banyak ka nasi? Sini sejuk, kan. Perlukan bekalan karbohidrat yang tinggi.
Hana,
Ha ha ha ha... janganlah kecik hati. Itu kata si abang. Si adik pula kata, "Mana-mana pun boleh. Kalau orang Kedah lagi bagus!" :)
Barambang,
Saya pula mix Bundu Sokid dan Bundu Siba. Macam mana tu, kira kacukan juga bah, kan? :) |  |
  |  |  | barambang February 10, 2008 01:07 AM PST
Saya Mix Ratau dan Randagong ba... hehe..
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  |  |  | Hana February 9, 2008 09:54 PM PST
"Kalau tidak mau Dusun, jangan cari Malaya. Cina tidak apa."
kecik hati kita tau. :( |  |
  |  |  | Ezza February 9, 2008 07:46 PM PST
Resepi bagus untuk dicuba ni. Nanti En. Rem balik ke Sabah, boleh saya sajikan untuk En. Rem semula. Kannn... Hikhik.
Amboi, banyak juga nasi tu. Semakin berselera ya sekarang ni? Hikhik. :-P |  |
  |  |  | kony February 9, 2008 05:30 PM PST
aduii.., kesihannya tengok
'lada kokou' kau itu tonini..:)) pitatamon ong siti noh ilo boh! he3.
tapi indak apa, kau 'berdendam lada kokou' di ladang belakang RJ Sabandar aa. sabaron poh nogi kio. |  |
  |  |  | Rem February 9, 2008 08:07 AM PST
Sofwah,
Wah.. ada niat mau mix ka? The trip to US -- is it a plain-straight-forward holiday trip, atau satu projek pencarian? :)
Rakyat,
No comment. *geleng kepala*
Neutral,
Mungkin pembangkang akan dapat lebih undi tahun ni. But that doesn't necessarily mean they will win more seats. I have the feeling that only PAS will make a significant improvement. But then.. PAS bukan boleh dianggap pembangkang tulen, kan? Half-gomen [ADUN], half-pembangkang [PARLIMEN].
PKR will lose convincingly. Another Ijok deja vu for this party. DAP gitu-gitu jugaklah. Definitely not better than the pervious election.
Tiga sebab utama kekalahan pakatan pembangkang tahun ini adalah:
- Anwar Ibrahim
- HINDRAF
- Jeff Ooi
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  |  |  | neutral February 9, 2008 12:02 AM PST
i'm sorry. but i could not stop myself from commenting on ur entries (especially anything related to politics).
i agree with you, the opposition would not get more votes than the government. its true!. but they could win more seats than the last election.
some parties are working "extra hard" to do campaigning and come up with creative manifesto.
i'm like u. not a government supporter nor a opposition supporter. i'm Neutral.
my prediction, no my guess, would be the government will win (as usual), but the opposition will win more seats.
i'm not as "high spirited" as kickdefella or his commenters. but they do ve a point. what do u think?
reading their entries is like listening to my father preaching about how great the government should fall..
anyway, waiting for ur comment... as a neutralist
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  |  |  | rakyat February 8, 2008 11:46 PM PST
Dvd skandal tu dah tersebar pun satu Johor. Lingkup ler menteri UMNO yang sorang nih! |  |
  |  |  | Sofwah February 8, 2008 07:14 PM PST
Salam,
Hmmm.... I've always been a strong supporter of mixed-race marriages... there's just something about children of mixed marriages... more often than not, they get the best of two worlds... or become an EXCELLENT combo of the different cultures that they are exposed to...
Kinda like the nice combo of colours in the recipe ;)
Wassalam. |  |
  |  |  | Rem February 8, 2008 03:26 PM PST
Mustika,
Baca betul-betul: "SEORANG LAGI..." I'm talking about ANOTHER predicted casualty. Not the one that is already well-known! :)
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  |  |  | mustika February 8, 2008 01:19 PM PST
Bagi yang selalu berkunjung ke blog ini, tentu pernah terbaca tentang ramalan-ramalan saya untuk tahun 2008. Salah satunya:
"Seorang (lagi) politikus profail tinggi akan meletak jawatan kerana skandal seks"
Itu akan berlaku tak lama lagi. Tunggu dan lihat saja. Another premature casualty for a Johorian politician? Very likely.
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bukankah sudah berlaku?
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